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Children and Scripture
Today, I was reading Psalm 116 to some of my children. As is often my custom, I would read a verse and then ask a question to make sure they were listening.
I got to the verse about, “You have delivered my soul from death, mine eyes from tears, and my feet from falling.” I asked my daughter, “What has God delivered our soul from?” “Death.” I asked my son what God delivered our eyes from, and he had trouble remembering that part. While one child was “boo-hooing,” as a hint I asked my younger daughter, and she said, “Tears.” Then I asked my son, “What did God deliver our feet from?” He said “Falling.” About that time my younger daughter chimed in with “Stinking!”
QUESTION: Has God delivered your feet from stinking?
Then I hit verse 14, and read where we should pay our vows to the LORD.
One child said, “Our bowels???”
“NO, our V-ows.”
Then my younger daughter said, “Dad, does he mean A-E-I-O-U?”
“NO, not vow-ELS. VOWS, like promises, oaths.”
“Oh!”
So, if you ever hear some weird brand of teaching or doctrine, maybe they just heard the verse wrong when they were a kid!